THE 2-MINUTE RULE FOR GREATEST SONG EVER

The theory to the Stooges’ audio arrived to Iggy Pop when he was cigarette smoking a joint to the banks from the Chicago River and serious about the local musicians he admired. “That which you gotta do is Participate in your own private easy blues,” he realized. It doesn’t get any less complicated than “I Wanna Be Your Doggy,” which tur